the confederate flag is racist
"omg no it’s not! i’m just proud of my heritage!"
which is treating other human beings as property
"The Civil War wasn’t about slavery it was about State’s Rights!"
yeah the state’s right to own…
"getting off to pretending the woman im having sex with is a child is NOT the same as pedophilia!" im gonna faint
professor: why did you type everything in italics? do you even know how to turn caps lock off?
me: SORRY FOR SMELLING LIKE CIGARETTE SMOKE AND STARING AT YOU ALL THE TIME AND LAUGHING TOO LOUD AND HAVING A SHAKY VOICE WHEN YOU TELL ME BEAUTIFUL WORDS THAT WEREN’T MADE FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME
I had an idea for a song called “2005” which was basically just bowling for soup’s 1985 but its about this XVX girl in 2014 who used to be a scene girl in 2005 and how she misses just going to shows and getting drunk and shitty with other scene girls but now she just lectures people on tumblr all day.